Anime Farm #7: Titanic

Wavy… abstract… out-of-this-world atmosphere… All in motion.

It appears that Astuski has woken up in a strange and bizarre setting. The vision in his eyes keep slowly wobbling. Then, a ghoul-like shadow emerged, coming for Astuski. It was pink… and furry. Once it touched Astuski, it was like a parasitic symbiotic relationship… but deadly.

Boris directs the mob to put the sacks containing Astuski and Cluckers onto the Titanic.

The Titanic holds many prisoners (and fresh meat). Zach and Cody, the twins who were caught shaving Lenin’s death beard, are forced to do a Disney Channel sitcom on the Titanic forever. The show is on it’s 10th season and is broadcasted all over Russia and other countries. China even makes the merchandise too!

Anyway, Astuski and Cluckers were then out of their sacks and are both tied up to a pole somewhere inside the ship.

When the chickens finally wake up, they were greeted by a pirate who likes to play pirated Steam games downloaded from The Pirate Bay.

“My name is Chuggs Cummy 2G, but since you guys look soft, just call me Chuggs Cummy,” the pirate said to the tied-up chickens.

Astuski saw this as an opportunity and offers Chuggs Cummy that he would produce minerals for him full time.

“Deal,” Chuggs agrees as he unties the chickens.

“That’s a good dealio daddy-o”, said Chuggs Cummy.

“Who are you working for?”, asked Cluckers

“It’s hard to say, but I work a guy who works for a guy who plays with a guy who once ate my grandma who works for Cock Blockula.”

“Cock Blockula?!”, the chickens both gasped, “I thought he was just a myth!”

“You know what, this ship, as of now, has a change of leadership,” Chuggs implies.

“Let’s go fight off some goons,” Chuggs insists to the chickens.

Astuski and Cluckers follow Chuggs’ way to the Titanic’s bridge while brutally fighting against mates on the ship with sharp dildos.

“What the hell is going on up there?!”, Cock Blockula questioned on all of the ruckus.

Cock Blockula then pulls out his dildo and comes up to the deck from the captain’s quarters.

A sudden sound of footsteps is heard coming up to the deck. Cock Blockula bursts from the door.

“Nyah, what’s poppin, Cock?”, Chuggs Cummy said to Cock Blockula.

“Enguarde!”, Cock Blockula challenged Chuggs to a duel.

Cock Blockula and Chuggs Cummy then have a duel involving many sword swinging and dick singing fights. Astuski and Cluckers sat down and watched the two duel while eating popcorn.

At the end of a 2 hour long battle, Chuggs Cummy then thrusts his dildo up Cock Blockula’s asshole until the dildo came clean off from his mouth causing the portal effect (whatever that means).

“Looks like this cock blocker is now cooked to medium rare,” as Chuggs Cummy points to the degrees of steak doneness.

“I’m the captain now,” Chuggs said to the Cock Blockula medium rare.

Chuggs then eats the medium rare in one gulp.

“Yummy,” said Chuggs.

Two minutes later, Chuggs Cummy shits out the medium rare.

“I have an awful a lot of diarrhea!”, Chuggs yowled, “Augh, my digestive system!”

“Anyway, where to?”, Chuggs asked the chickens.

“New Jersey,” Astuski responded.

Chuggs then goes inside to the Titanic’s bridge and set sails towards New Jersey.

“Make me some minerals, boys! This trip will take a while!”, Chuggs insists to the chickens enthusiastically as they head towards New Jersey, the chickens’ home.

Chuggs then inserts his mixtape into the ship’s stereo.

“Are you ready?”, Astuski asked Cluckers.

“Let’s do this.”

Astuski and Cluckers then start making minerals inside the ship’s lab to the tune of Highway Star by Deep Purple.

To be continued…


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