Anime Farm #2: Pollos

“Desu desu,” he cried.

“Senpai, get your smol chicken tender ass over here!”, he then exclaimed.

The one who said this revealed to be Colonel Astuski, a sea man chicken who was deploying mines onto the ocean floor.

The chicken that Astuski called was Bernie Cluckers, an associate of Astuski.

Astuski and Cluckers are mineral manufacturers. They work for Hank Schrader of the Albuquerque Drug Enforcement Agency.

Hank is a weird guy. He likes to collect and have sexual intercourse with rock minerals.

Everytime Astuski and Cluckers refuse to produce more minerals, Hank whips them real good. I mean, really, really, really, good. 😎

“Oh my gawwwd, it’s a Best Western infidel from the backend of your iPhone. Cumming at you live from Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!”, shouted Cluckers as he saw the Aflac Duck in the distance.

Anyway, Astuski, using one of the water mines, blew up the ocean floor (about time).

When the debris cleared, the blast revealed something…


More specifically: Jizz Kalifia manga.

Dun dun dun.

To be continued…


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