This morning 5:20 o’clock on a Sunday afternoons in Russia. The Russian President Rasperry the Platyputin bombs Trump’s Asian hairline which causes Fright 370 to fall off Mars. Witnesses are still looking forward in one direction.
Ow, my hairline! – Donald Trump
Stay tuned for Trump’s response to the ass-in-pack action featuring William Shakesphere’s Adolf Titlertitanictectonicelectronicvideotronic’s Adventure Time Vol. 1: Grab Erectum.