WWIII News: Rasperry the Platyputin Bombs My Asian Hairlines

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This morning 5:20 o’clock on a Sunday afternoons in Russia. The Russian President Rasperry the Platyputin bombs Trump’s Asian hairline which causes Fright 370 to fall off Mars. Witnesses are still looking forward in one direction.

Ow, my hairline! – Donald Trump

“This is terry perry scary,” Tyler Pettit, one of the main witnesses of the magical event, exclaimed while jacking off to Jack In The Box kid meals deluxe edition.

Stay tuned for Trump’s response to the ass-in-pack action featuring William Shakesphere’s Adolf Titlertitanictectonicelectronicvideotronic’s Adventure Time Vol. 1: Grab Erectum.

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