Hey, guys! We, the editors at The Big Scoops, are making a fan fiction based off of anime. Yes, anime. We call it Anime Farm. Anime Farm will be like some sort of a light novel in a form of news articles. We will publish new issues of Anime Farm daily. Without further ado, please enjoy the first issue down below.
Just twenty two hours ago, a harpoon was shot by the Harpoon Master into fourty-two cows that needed medical attention to the crime scene Steve Jobs.
“Now that’s a blaster master,” said Buzzini Lightbeer.
These cow nuts are friends not food for thought.
After the incident, Fidel-My-Diddle-Cassette-Tape-a-Roll executed Order Dicks on Route 66. “Save the cows,” he said, “but more importantly save the sea men.”
To be continued…
I rate this issue 10/10. Best thing since Breaking Bad. – The Old York Lice