Breaking news right now written on a typewriter in 🅱️yria that a new terrorist organization has been created as a message to Urban Dictionary’s foul result of WWIII.
The organization call themselves 🅱️isis. 🅱️isis Founder, Suq Madiq held a bonfire today with a effigy burning of the main guys over at Urban Dictionary in honor of the destruction of its headquarters.
🅱️isis’ goal is to spread Teeterism worldwide as a revenge plot for Urban Dictionary killing Teeter Griffin.
Stay tuned for updates on 🅱️isis and WWIII.